Friday, January 28, 2005
~tinkin of u once more!~

its FRIIIDAYYY!haha..germz stayed over at my hse on thurs..and we had our hair dyed!haha..hers was dark red brown..my was lite red brown..but both of us still cant see anything cept for under light..ayes..saded...i guess the dye chemicals is jus not strong enuf..haha..told germz dat she cld walk ard wif a lamp above her head..so dat everyone can see her colours..wahaha..=p..had oodles of fun wif her!haha..we gossip[ed..chatted..and suaned each other..kiwi!haha..suckss!haha..strawberry and jacfruit rawks man germz!haha...=p..

had a rather huge quarrel wif my sis and mom earlier on..and i went joggin to destress myself..haha..not destress lar..but jus wanted to get away frm hme..and did a bit of reflecting while joggin..it is realli good!coz it takes ur mind off all the troubles ur havin..and all u tink abt is how to get to the finishing line..coz when i start joggin.i gif myself a finishin line to stop...so focusin on dat finishin line was all i cld tink off while i was running..and i tink dat in life..we shd all haf finishin lines in front of us..dat way we will not go into different shortcuts..paths or wadsoever,..dat makes us get distracted and stop us frm attainin our goal..and dat is to do wad God had set mi to do....i guess i was rather hot headed at dat time...and i felt really bad for arguin wif my mum..im sorrie mum...i cld had continued tokin back to her..but sumting in my heart told mi dat i i wanted to stop all the shouting..sumone had to stop..and dat person had to be me..so i gave in..and jus kept quiet..sumtimes..i jus wana tell her how i feel...abt the way she does tings at hme..but i dare not..God made her my mother..so i will hafto keep it dat way...ayes...but i realli thanked God dat he calmed mi down..otherwise..i wld haf definitely blown my top at her...

gota go back to work 2ml..aft 3 fulldays of rest!haha...and den jg!and den we will be gettin a treat frm quek again!haha...cant wait...

jackfruits soo niceeeee!haha...

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005
~im walkin on sunshine!~

im back!haha..didnt blog for sumtime...anyways...went to work as usual..man...i realli got sum problem draggin myself out of bed..maybe its coz of lack of sleep..haha..or im jus plain lazy..i prefer to use the former excuse for being late..ahaha..=panyways..jon tan came to nydc 2day!haha..wif his frend..and the stoopid guy made mi serve him...ahaha..he came pretty early though..in fact i tink he was one of the first customers!ahaha..anyways..he gave a big fat tip..haha..$7 lehz!its a lot lor..and i tink 2day was a good day for mi..coz i received $8.30 in total as tips..we had $16 plus altogether in jus 5 hrs of opening..haha..shiok rite?most of the customers were generous..or maybe its coz of our nice service..ahaha...germz..alaster and ruth oso gave mi a shock..i was carryin sum plates when germz called my name out..haha..i swirled ard pretty fast..and thank God i didnt drop anything..ahaha..they came to say hi..coz i wld be meetin them later for a movie..haha..

went down to ps to meet germz..kai..dennis..ruth..and alaster and the big john ng...kai..alaster..germz and ruth and mi were gona watch ELEKTRA!haha...nice special effects..but i don like the plot..veri boring and repititive..kept replayin the same scene over and over again...ayes...alaster was like sayin..thank God we onli paid $6.50..haha..coz if he had paid more..it wld not be worth it..haha..aft the movie..i bought my pants and a realli nice marrooned shirt..haha..man..i tink i realli got too much clothes liao..haha..enuff for the time being..

strawberry rawks my life!oOoOh...

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Sunday, January 23, 2005
~that's wad frends are for!~

sheeshhh...jus got back frm work not too long ago..realli enjoyed myself once again..though i get a little tired frm all the walkin and carryin of heavy plates..i must say its veri intresting!haha..met kelly..her mum and dad at nydc!haha..they came for supper..i didnt noe it was them until i heard a girl callin out my name..FELICIA!haha..soo loudly..turned ard and gasped!haha..hadnt seen kelly for such a long time..took their orders and chatted wif them for a teeni tiny little while..haha..coz i had to get back to work...haha..i tink 2day was a "sway" day for most of us..but sue had the worst..she first dropped 3 cups of water which spilled over 3 tables..den while standin at the station..all the cups suddenly fell onto her and onto the floor..haha..poor gal...had to refill the tobassco bottles again for 2day..i hate it..coz of the sauce's smell..hot and sour...eeeekss..nice to eat but not nice to smell lar..haha..derrick was being lame again..aiyar..he always is lar..haha..but wifout him..work wld definitely be boring..haha..=p

went for sunday service earlier on..and aft the service..as promised by quek...he treated us to a meal at swensons!haha..how sweet of him..of course its not gona cum free..coz im gona hafta treat him back once i get my pay..wahaha..=p...hopefully he will 4get..ssshh..ahaha..germz..alaster and mi ate soo much 2day..haha..and the bill came up to a nice number..$88!haha...sounds prosperous..but we burned a hole in our pockets..haha..quek paid $50..while we paid the rest..so its still quite a lot..haha..germxz and i tried lookin for nice shoes..but cldnt find our fav shop..charles and keith..haha..guess we r goin 2ml..b4 the leadership trainin..wooohooo..i smell my new shoes..wahaha..=ptook a cab back..thanx to germz whu paid for it..haha..

went back to church...chatted wif sum of the girls for a while..b4 we went to the field to watch the guys play soccer..i was waitin to time to pass.coz i started work at 6pm mar..ayes..poor kang..scrapped his face wif his specs again...warren fell..wad else??hmm..cant rmb much liao..haha...and the heat was swelterin!haha..soo hot..duno how the guys playin soccer can stand..aiyo...mad..haha...

ayes..tired!gota go nao..still got to work mornin shift 2ml...and den im off to meet germz at parkway!wooo...and den leadership trainin...ciaosss..

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Friday, January 21, 2005
~holy is the lord!~

wooo...i feel good!lalala...haha..first tings first..i realli enjoy my job!and i tink i haf said it many times!hehe...went to nanyan open hse yesterday wif germz..and ping..whew..nanyang's building is gorgeous!its soo beautiful!even better den ngee ann!honest..haha..and much closer to my hme!haha..and they've got pretty interesting courses leh...im rather interested in the dip in sports and wellness management..don mind being a netball coach in future..hehe..or an umpire!lovvee their uniforms!soo white..and soo nice!haha...man..im super spoilt for choices nao!how how how?shd i take..mass com??early childhood??or biomed science in ngee ann???or take sports and wellness...or chemical and molecular engineering at nanyang??die lar...nao i realli hope i can get into a jc..so i dun hafta rack my brains on wad courze to take in a poly..and i haven even gone for republic's open hse..so im not too sure if the courses dere are good lar..but i like the holidays the students get dere..haha..coz it means i can go for my annual youth camps!hahaha.ping told her cousin who was in nanyang to show us ard..and a big thankew to her and her frend...who londly showed us ard np..though they were sopposed to be havin lessons..wahaha.....met lester at nanyang too.....and gosh..he looks realli cute!haha..hes soo small size..and his voice is a little "girlie"..no offense lar..but hes realli cute...and comical!...coz he was wearin those jap fashion..for his show...dats y..haha..
something else funnie happened..but i shant say it..those who noe..ssshhh..hehe..

ayes...went to ignite's first nite of concert yesterday..and i tell u..its realli awesome..my kor played the electric!cool!haha..pst pat is soo humourous..haha..he speaks soo fast and he laffs funnie..haha..isaac and i were like...sofhagjkhajgh..wad did he jus say??haha..but germs sumhow understood everything..coz she laffed soo much..wahaha...

public holiday 2day!hoorray...slacked alittle at hme..den went out wif my family to chinatown..haha..man..the place was super duper packed!its like..i smell u u smell mi...haha..dat bad...thank God i didnt get stepped on..coz i wore slippers..haha..bought a beautiful skirt and food..haha..lotsa goodies for chinese new yr..OoOOh..canmt wait to eat em..haha..greedy mi..=p

went hme..was on the fone wif kang and germz..haha...and bloggin nao...ayes..got work again 2ml!haha...den off to jg...hoooo...

its my dad;s biyrfday 2ml..and my mummie is cookin sharksfin!yummy!

OUT!

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005
~im lovvinnggg it!~

weee...im realli lovvviiinnngg my job!seriously!haha..i lurvvee servin the customers..and makin them feel happy...of course whu wants angry customers?haha...hmm...was given another task 2day..doin the orderin...haha..at first..i kinda messed up..coz sum customers speak soo fast!until i cldnt catch them at all..haha..but it was fun...there was this poor "ang moh" lady..i tink she ordered the wrong dish...coz when the dish was brought to her..she was like OOhh..hmm..okok..nvm nvm..i'll make do wif this..haha..it was veggi spag..yucks!i will nvr eva order dat!whu wans spag wif onli veggies??haha..grosss!

got to noe 2 more new colleagues..carmen and theresa...nice pple...haha..even went hme wif them aft closing..

earlier on..b4 i went for work..went to ngee ann poly wif germz..ping..jessie..jason and his frend..haha...and i met naomi and iris dere!oso met aixuan..winnie...and a few others..dat stoopid iris..pinched my ass soo hard till it hurt for at least 15 mins or so..haha..kiam par man!
haha...anyways..i bumped into iris and naomi like 4 times at diff places..haha..soo lame...and everytime is they see mi first..onli when they stand infront of mi cld i see them..wahaha..

met alaster ther as well..haha..duh..its his skool!haha...he stayed to chat wif us for a while den went off for a test..the poor guy...hahaha...

aft dat..jess..germz and i went to town!and to far east..gosh..i jus realised dat i've still got a lot of things i want to buy!shoes shoes and bagss!help!i need the monneeeyyy!haha...had fun takin neo prints...haahaha..rite gals??hahaha...but i had to leave early coz of work..ayes...

im off for 2ml!weee..goin to nanyang open hse and goin for ignite conference at nite!wee..cant wait!ciaoss!

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005
~bushed!~

sheessshh....had my first day of work 2day..and i tell u...it aint dat fun!haha...when i reached nydc..the supervisor asked mi how cum i was wearin blue jeans..coz we r sopposed to wear all black..i was like.."oopsss"...die lar..r they gona make mi get a pair of bllack pants??haha...thank God..i didnt hafto..coz it was my first day of work..haha...anyway..made frends wif a few of my colleagues..sue..roy and schenelle..nice pple...sue taught mi wad to do..i got kinda mixed up wif the table number...coz the place was small and all the tables were soo close 2gether..haha..there weere a few times where i mixed up the order..coz i cldnt see the table number..haha..=p..

ayes...clearin plates was tiring..coz the plates werent made of styrofoam nor plastic!they were havey glass..made to last..and i tink im gona gain muscles frm dis job!wahaha...nearly dropped a few plates..but thank God..i didnt..but i did drop 2 forks!haha..one fell onto a customer's lap..oops...thank God they were not angry or wad...haha...

met lotsa different kin of customers..sum were fussy but most of them were nice..haha..

there was dis "ang moh" cutsomer..as i was clearin his plate..he told mi.."u noe..the menu claims dat this dish is the BEST SANDWICH IN SINGAPORE...but i ate them,..and i feel dat they r not the best..i noe u were not the one dat made them..but i've eaten better ones b4..and honestly speakin..these sandwiches arent nice atall..too much bread..and too spicy.."i didnt noe wad to do except say dat i will tok to the kitchen pple abt it..and laff as i walked away..haha...ayes...

when it was near closing time..we had to clean the tables...cleaned our station..blah blah...had to refill the cheese and chilli bottle..and had fun refillin the tobassco bottles...though the smell was over powerin...haha...and aft everything..we ate a little...coz i 4got to eat my dinner...haha...there was pizza...rice and pasta..and i drank mushroom soup!roy was tellin us abt his ns days..when one of his colleague met wif an accident due to reckless driving..blah blah...reached hme at ard 11.30...ayes..

goin to ngee ann open hse 2ml...cant wait...den off to work again...doin the nite shift 2ml...

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Monday, January 17, 2005
~interacting influencer~

ayees...back to usin blogdrive once again..for nao..until i've done up my blogspot...haha...failed soo many times..still tink blogdrive is the easiest..and also the plainest..dats the main prob!haha..

ayes...met ruth and germz 2day...dis is like our first official meetin for the mentorin tingy..haha..and i was late..so was germz..poor ruth..had to wait for us..sorrie abt dat!my bus was realli slow...haha...worse than a snail!ahahaha..

anyway..promised to help pst Jon do sumting b4 the leadership course..but becos we finished late..dats y we started the job lata..thank God for germz and ruth..otherwise..i wld never haf finished cutting and stapling all the papers in time for the course..wahaha..

pst daniel preached a powerful and fast message..haha..due to lack of time...and pst jon made us do this DISC test..it was realli fun!!!!!germz and i laffed soo much 2nite..haha..over the test results of the DISC tingy..its a character test..to determine ur kind of personality and this will allow leaders to put u in suitable ministries for u to serve...anyways..jus for ur info..im an interacting influencer..means i like to socialise..yak yak yak...as usual..haha..so if i happen to tok to much in front of u..pls 4gif mi..i am made like dat!wahaha..=p=p.haha...i tink i suan quek too much..haha..sorrie arh!4gif mi!haha...coz he was a steady supporter...and one of the characteristics of an S person was to allow time to process info...and to repeat any instructions..haha..so i kept teasing him dat he was slow..blah blah...supa farnie...but many of the characteristics were realli accurate to many of us...haha..at least we all know how to treat each other nxt time!haha..

ayes....but i realli realli learnt alot 2day...also learnt data leader's ultimate mission is to MAKE gOD KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE WORLD AND TO MAKE HIM FAMOUS!we have to ask ourselves...are what we r doin rite nao pleasin in the eys of God???its time for us to restore God's glory and not let others shame christians like mi...

when we do great things for God..we will definitely face many problems..dats y we look to God for strength and wisdom!nvr gif up prayin and seeking God yea!=)

was watchin this documentry on arts central jus nao..on wolves and beavers..it made mi tink deeper...i was truly amazed at the abilities dat God had given these creatures...and if a beaver can doo soo many wonderful things..such as buildin a dam wifout the use of machineries....building their own house in just a matter of days..cuttin thru trees wif jus their bare teeth...wad more can we man do??

in the bible..it is written..God made man and woman..in the image of Him..and we r all special in his Sight!=)God has given us special and unique abilities and talents...i pray dat we will all use them fully to do God mighty work...jus like the story in the bible..abt the master who gave his servants different amount of talents each...the one wif 5 talents multiplied and so did the one who was given 3 talents..but the one wif 1 talent..buried it....i pray dat we christians will never eva be like the last servant..wasting the talents and special gifts dat God has given us....let us use them to do a mighty work for God kingdom yea!=)

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005
~nydc nydc nydc nydc nydc nydc nydc~

darn....all dat i typed yesterday is lost!grrrr...was typin soo much for yesterday's entry..all coz of blogdrive being sooo laggy...ayes...nvm..shall sumarise wad i learnt for the leadership course yesterday den..haha...pst ken was the first speaker we had..and boy..hes great as usual...haha..though not as many jokes like in the youth camp..haha..but still "laffable"..wahaha...

learnt dat
1)everything rise and falls coz of leadership!
2)leadership changes everything!
3)leaders answer the call to serve!
4)you cannot be a good leader unless u have a  vision..and mind you..visions are usually bigger than urself!never ever limit urself to what God can do thru u!=)

hmm..i finally got a job!wooohoo..officially...haha..went wif william for the short trainin 2day...and she was briefin us on how to write short form for the menu..blah blah..and halfway thru the talk..i saw my cousin!haha..she was eatin at nydc as well wif her frens..but sum how...both of us hadnt noticed each other..until much lata..wahaha...soo funnie...and her crush was dere..haha...hmm...not bad lookin..haha..i even got my uniform and mini apron!hahaha...cant wait to start work...wooo..but the supervisor told us dat william and i wont be workin 2gether..coz we r still trainees..and shes afraid dat both inexperienced pple workin 2gether might screw up everything..haha...oh well...maybe a week lata den can we start workin 2gether..haha..

went walkin round town to while time away...and we went to kino bookstore...william wanted to look for art books..and we sat down and read our own books..haha...shiok leh..got aircon...music..haha..and books to read..though the floor was a little hard..and the bookshelves werent exactly comfortable to lean on..haha..but its good to waste time..haha..and its not time wasted as well..hahaha..

went to bugis to meet ruth and my mummie..and we went shoppin!ooooohhhh...spent almost a $100..haha..bought a pair of purple pants!haha..lurrvveee it...and a shirt as well...oOh...i tink dats enuff for nao..haha..i need a bag nao..haha..and a pair of nice shoes...ayes..

hmm...accompanyin germz to look for a job 2ml...hope she can work wif us at nydc..and its gona be much more fun!haha...alrites...im done...downloadin itunes nao..woohoo..gona add more songs into my ipod!hehe...

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Sunday, January 09, 2005
~only branches whcih abide in the vine bear fruit~

its SUNDAYYYY!....went to church for service as usual...hmm...the musicians played well 2day..hahaz...great music...worship started...i realli felt the presence of God..i was happy to worship Him again...i realli pray dat this 2005 will be a fruitful year for mi...not onli to grow in the Lord...but to also noe him deeper...indeed...only branches which abide in the vine bear fruit...hmm...

aft church..went to swensons for lunch wif quek..alaster..and germz!had soo much fun...hahaz..quek and i took the first bus 65..coz the bus was too crowded..and quek and i had oreadi tapped our ez link card..so germz and alaster took the nxt bus which was behind..haha...and guess wad..they reached earlier den us..haha..dey claimed dat they took a cab..but quek and i don believe..wahaha..ordered a chicken backed rice and shared a black bart ice cream sundae wif quek while germz and alaster shared another one...gold rush..haha...realli enjoyed my lunch and ate sooo much!oOOh...aft lunch..went to play pool...haha...but i had to leave earlier..coz my dad was pickin mi up in church...

reached hme..slept again..hehe...den had my dinner...and was printing pics of my prom nite...and hui ling and terence's weddin...ayes...gona go for my first leadership trainin course 2ml..wonder how it will be like...hmm..realli duno wad to expect..but i pray dat God will use mi to do his work!=)


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Saturday, January 08, 2005
~weddin bells!~

I felicia lim take _________ to be my lawful wedded husband...to love with all my life..in riches or poorer...in sickness or in health...till death do us part...hehe...don take dis seriously arh!

haha..attended terence and hui ling's weddin 2day...and it was fantabulous!haahahaha....hui ling looked soo gorgeous..and so did terence..haha..both looked great..and the video the guys made was soo touchin..it showed terence's proposal to hui ling..haha..hilarious but touchin..and the chinese couple who sang a lovely song were veri touchin as well..haha..i almost cried..coz they looked soooo loving!haha...wonder whus the nxt couple to get married??hehehe...

aft the weddin..sum went for the dinner..while i went to my cousin's hse for dinner..haha..actually we ate out lar..wahaha..=p..had crabs..and drunken prawns!oOOh...supa yummy...haha...i ate till my dress almost burst!hahaha...den went back to my cousin's hse...and i had lotsa fun dere...haha...i was chattin wif my cousin..yi wei..haha..and our main topic was..guess...GUYS!wahaha...duh....haha...hmm...cant wait to go out wif her sum day..missed goin out wif her soo much..haha..ayes...














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FEL LOVES

playin sports eating hangin out wif friends shoppin..esp in town chatting on the fone STRIPES! the colours blue..pink...orange...lime green...red...silver.... the Bible lovessss God sleeping crapping around telling jokes...so u beter laff k!=) reading comics and romance stories...a little thriller here and dere doesnt matter rock climbing and surfing!which i have yet to try at the higher levels making people happy! surfing the net! being on msn listening to good music cooking! slacking bumming ard when i can reading magazines..esp..seventeen...female...lime...8 days...cleo.... watching movies...esp comedies and action packed ones.. cartoons like tom and jerry..spongebob... loves those art shows shown on Kids Central!=) planetshakers hillsongs passion matt redman parachute band clay aiken air supply wants a lifepartner who understands me well...shares feelings of happiness and sadness....romantic...caring...4giving...not calculative....loves God as well...outgoing..and likes the outdoors like i do!



FEL HATES!

vegetables wifout leaves...means peas...etc la... backstabbers washing dishes! liars watchin shows wif lousy endings scary shows heavy metal music






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  • knitted jacket
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  • bass guitar with amplifier
  • new pencil case
  • leather wallet
  • pair of sunglasses
  • new watch
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    germa|ne DeAr
    rachel L|an MeI MeI
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    jOeL 3 d|Di
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    JoNaThAn TaN AkA BaNaNa HeAd
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    Your Dominant Intelligence is Interpersonal Intelligence
    You shine in your ability to realate to and understand others. Good at seeing others' points of view, you get how people think and feel. You have an uncanny ability to sense true feelings, intentions, and motivations. A natural born leader, you are great at teaching and mediating conflict. You would make a good counselor, salesperson, politician, or business person.

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    You Are 17 Years Old
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    Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

    You Know You're Chinese When....
    You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows) next year. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. You eat all meals in the kitchen. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers. You use grocery bags to hold garbage. You always leave your shoes at the door. You have a piano in your living room. You twirl your pen around your fingers. Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. You don't own any real Tupperware -- only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars. You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses. You've eaten a red bean Popsicle. You bring oranges (or other produce) with you as a gift when you visit people's homes. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save/steal every time you get take out or go to McDonald's. Ditto for paper napkins. You never order room service. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). These travel snacks are always dried. As in not just dried plums, dried ginger, and beef/pork jerky, but dried cuttlefish (SQUID). Your parents vehemently refuse the sack of gold coin oranges that their guests just brought just to be courteous. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or law. When you go to a dance party, there are a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool. You live with your parents and you are 30 years old (and they prefer it that way). Or if you're married and 30 years old, you live in the apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood. You don't use measuring cups. You feel like you've gotten a good deal if you didn't pay tax. You beat eggs with chopsticks. You have a teacup with a cover on it. You reuse teabags. Your mom drives her Mercedes to the Price Club. You tip Chinese delivery guys / waiters more. You're a wok user. You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions. You like congee with thousand year old eggs. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached -- it means they're fresh. You never call your parents just to say hi. You always cook too much. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten rice, even if it's midnight. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay inside when you get sick. They also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods because they produce hot air. Your parents never go to the movies. You use a face cloth. Your parents use a clothes line. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table. You starve yourself before going to all you can eat sushi. You've joined a CD club at least once. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics. You never discuss your love life with your parents. Your parents are never happy with your grades. You keep most of your money in a savings account. You've been on the Love Boat or know someone who has. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin. You love Chinese Martial Arts films. You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing. Shao Lin and Wu Tang actually mean something to you. You never order sweet-n-sour pork, egg foo young, or chop suey at a Chinese restaurant. You hate to spend more than $5 for lunch. You like to eat chicken feet. You suck on fish heads and fish fins. You turn bright red after drinking two tablespoons of beer. You look like you are eighteen. You only buy used cars. You have more than five remotes in your house. You leave the plastic on the lampshade for ten years or more. You can't bear to throw things away. Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500. You've worn glasses at least since the fifth grade. You drive around looking for the cheapest gas. You add twice the amount of water recommended when making orange juice from concentrate. You've never seen your parents hug. You never order desserts at restaurants. You always have water when dining out. You say "aiya!" and "wah!" frequently. You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and blackjack. You love to play mah jong. You have to read all your parents' mail written in English. You are constantly being set up with uninteresting (and usually ugly) people by your parents. You hate eating cheese. You have a big aquarium filled with colorful fish somewhere in your house. Your mother is strangely obsessed with plants. You notice the main topic at family get-togethers is food. You seldom ever owned new clothes if you were a second child. Your folks never speak under 10 decibels at family gatherings. You grow your own bean sprouts in the kitchen. You received little red envelopes containing money on special occasions. You use the underside of a porcelain bowl to sharpen your knives. You cut your own hair… or had someone in your family do it. Your grandmother has a lot of gold teeth… especially in front. You keep fresh garlic and ginger in the kitchen at all times. You wash and reuse ziplock bags. Your parents collect jade jewelry. You always drink tea after a meal. Your parents grow vegetables in a garden. You use doilies to decorate your furniture. Your grandmother rapped your knuckles with her chopsticks while reaching food with your fingers. You're proud to be Chinese - and you pass these jokes on to all your Chinese friends!


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