Tuesday, March 01, 2005
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Tuesday, February 22, 2005
~tweedle deep tweedle doop!

ahhhhs!a tiring but well spent day!

gathered at nydc at 1.45pm..to get ready to head out for the children's hme...we took a cab dere...once we reached dere..we wasted no time in settin up the food..drinks..balloons...blah blah..by 3pm..the kids were released to come to the shelter where we were havin the birthday celebrations...man..u shd see and hear them...sooo loud!haha...but all of them were soo adorable...we sang birthday songs and gave out the cakes to all the lil kids...most were sitting down and eatin..but the rest were playin wif the balloons..and havin a fun time bursting them..and screamin each time a balloon was burst as well..ahaha..=pi sat down wif a few girls..played wif them for a while..and i regretted..coz dis lil girl..called michelle...kept on clingin on to mi..and she got awfully jealous each time i toked to other kids..she wld call.."jiiiieeee..i wan u to play wif mi!!!!!"i was like..okok..im cumin..haha..thank God her other 2 good frens...si mon and amanda were pretty ok wif mi not payin much attention to them...haha...but all of them kep askin mi to blow balloons for them..and when i gave them the balloons..they wld jus throw it and lose it..and den cum back askin for more..haha...haiz..the trio..michelle..amanda and si mon..kept stickin to mi...everywhere i went..they wld follow..ahaha...went on the swing wif them....ran ard wif them...den aft all the eating and playin of games..they dragged mi all the way to the assembly area..where all the other kids were playin..haha...those older gals asked mi play ban lat wif them,...michelle and her frens asked mi to be the judge and play hula hoops wif them...haha...

sum of the kids are real orphans..the rest haf either broken families...or parents who cant afford to keep them...its realli sad..but u shd see their faces when we all cum wif all the cakes..and goodies...their smiles jus make ur day...i've made up my mind..im gona go back dere on my own..when i go out of nydc..coz every last week of the month..nydc will volunteer our services dere..so once i stop workin at ny..i will still go back...and i made a promise to si mon...coz she asked mi if i was cumin in sept..coz it was her burfday..i told her i will cum back..... realli wana make a difference in these kids life..they may be wifout parents love..but i noe dat they do not deserve not to be loved as well....aftall..God brought them to this earth for a purpose...=)

well..tink i shall stop here..still havin my headache frm dis afternoon..ayes...signin off now!

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Monday, February 21, 2005
~toodles~

hmm...it has been a pretty busy week for mi..hence..no time to blog..hehe..worked the nite shift 2day..gosh..tiring..haha..met a few wierd customers...one customer asked for a cookie monster mudpie..but she wanted onli hot fudge sauce..and not chocolate..but the sauce for the mudpie was hot chocolate fudge!haha..how do u wan to haf hot fudge wifout choco?haha..wierd..and to tink she was frm RJC..not insulting u guys..but jus wondering if all the studyin fried the braincells..hehe...=p...schenelle told mi dat dere was this customer..who tried to act smart..he asked her for SKYJUICE..haha..anyone noes wad skyjuice is??haha..when schenelle asked wad it was..he said water...gosh..y cldnt he jus say water?instead of being soooo intellectual and bombastic and used the word skyjuice?haha...tsk tsk...pple nowadays..haha...

aft work..we sat down and dug out all the comment card in the comment box..haha..i got a few good comments..yippeee..haha..

ayes..church was alritess...went down to help out at the p6 cell...kai was realli entertainin..haha...aft pwehse..sum of us got out a few ping pong balls...and got 4 tables put together..and we started a mini table tennis olympics!ahaha...the guys played against each other...i won nanny!ahaha..sum of us got real tyco la..haha....but it was realli fun...=)watched the guys play soccer for awhile b4 headin to work la..haha...

alrites..tink i shall stop here...shd be meetin him for lunch 2ml..heee....=)=)and den head off for leadership meeting!woohoo....im out!

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Thursday, February 17, 2005
constantine

HEAVEN DOESNT WANT HIM....HELL IS READY TO ACCEPT HIM....EARTH NEEDS HIM....

who isit?its constantine..the names john constantine...haha..watched the movie 2day...wif will...nice show..i like the special graphics..esp when lucifer walks thru the pieces of glass..which has stayed still coz of the stopped time...supa cool...

but there are some mistruths in the movie... as a christian..i noe dat its not true dat the devil actually had a son...and also...whoever knew dat the angel gabrielle was a woman?haha....hmm...always tot it was a guy...haha...a lot of times...i cld onli hear mumbling..hehe..but keanu is hot!hot hot!haha...even at a rather old..k lar..i shall say matured...haha..even at a matured age...keanue is still a hunk...hehe...=)i like the way he lights up his cigarettes..haha..and the time he placed a glass over a spider..and blew smoke into it..haha..and said"welcome to my life"..ahaha..dat part was realli farnie..coz in the story...john constantine was a heavy smoker..who smoked at least 30 cigarettes a day eva since he was 15...haha..and he was like almost near death...haha...lungs as black as my hair..haha...even though its been dyed 3 times..kk..i've side tracked..hehe...

back to the movie...in the show..constantine playes a character where he is being given this gift of seeing "things" dat we normal humans cant..and dat is the gift of seeing demons..he is kinda like sopposed to destroy them..den some how...dis girl..angela comes into the picture..her twin sister committed suicide and is in hell to pay for her sin..and angela regrets for not believin in her sis when she claimed dat she could see things as well..and blah blah..the sappy part and all dat..haha...

constantine is near death...and he kills demons to earn his way back into heaven...but he cant...becos the gift dat God has given him..he has used it for his own selfish desires...dats y he will go to hell...the angel told him dat he can only go to heaven when he noes how to self sacrifice..and he does it when he tells lucifer..who is satan...dat he wld rather go to hell den let angela and her sister go to hell...this selfless act earned him his way to heaven...but he doesnt go back...coz earth still needs him...something like dat la..haha...not sure if my interpretation of the story is right..hehe..

anyways..goin to tp open hse 2ml..and rp..haha...tampiness!ayes...soo far...haha...k lar...im in a much better mood right now..so i tink my previous blog does not stand anymore!haha...thanks to God!=)

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Tuesday, February 15, 2005
~broken~

haven been bloggin these few days..was jus plain lazy la..hehe...valentine's day is over..haha...ayes....met alaster..germz..quek and ruth and jon tan for dinner aft my work...fun..realli enjoyed myself..haha..

was pretty upset over dis person's comment on sumting a few days back..my heart jus went rock bottm when i heard it...made mi think...a lot a lot...but i shant say it here...

argh...don wana say more...signin off nao...

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Saturday, February 05, 2005
returnig to God

jus came back frm work not too long ago...its 1.35am now!dis was my first time workin on a friday nite..and onli knew 2day dat we closed at 12midnite!haha..so we all got a cab ride back..mervin stayed the nearest to mi..so we shared a cab...boy..mervin is sooo cute..haha..the way he talks..like a small boy like dat..sooo adorable..ahh...hehe...it was realli packed 2day..but thank God we didnt encounter any difficult customers la..haha...got a $3 plus tip 2day..hehe..veri happie..xiao yun and i 4got to take our tips yesterday..heard dat our tips were worth at least 8 bucks each!agggghhh...no wonder...roy said dat the nite shift pple got quite a lot of tips..darn..they got our share as well..haha..ahh..oh wells...wads losin a few dollars when i've got a rich and walthy God above???=)=)

met alaster and vincent earlier on 2day..we went to germz's and quek's restaurant..their workplace la..haha..anyways...the food was not bad...and i cld stand the beef stock soup for once!haha..the soup was fantastic...recommendation man!haha...the viet restaurant at hitachi towers...above raffles place station...=)quek..germz..if ur restaurant starts to make money all of a sudden..u noe its thanx to my FREE advertisement on my blog...!haha...=p..anyways..this germz arh..kiam pah..we were the customers..yet while they were closin the shop..she happily told us to help her pack the chairs..quek another one..haha...vincent and alaster and i looked and each other and laffed..haha...how can make us pack chair for u???haha...but we still helped anyway..hehe...

went to church to chat wif mich and pst jon for a while..b4 i went off for work..boy...bus 65 was realli packed!grrr...missed the first bus..and i had onli half an hr to get to work..i panicked..and tried to call for a cab..but guess wad??no cabbies were available at all!i walked frm veeresamy rd all the way yo the ymca building!it was dat far!i panicked as the time drew closer to 7pm..coz i started work at 7pm mar...i quickly called nydc and told them i wld be late...and i caught a 162 bus at the ymca bus stop...thank God i didnt get a tongue lashin frm anita..who was the outlet manager at dat time..phew...realli thank God..haha..

hmm...sum reflection over the week...i was pretty upset over sumting yesterday..and thanx to germz..and alaster who lent mi a listenin ear...been feelin pretty down for the past few days...didit feel like readin the bible...and didnt even feel like readin the cover to cover book even more..but sumting in my heart told mi dat no matter wad happens...no matter how terrible i felt...it was onli the bible who cld make mi feel better...my heart is returnin once agan back to the heart of worship...i realli realli lovveee this song...the words are soo meaninful...

                              when the music fades, all is stripped away
                              and i simply come, longing just to bring
                              somethings that's of worth, that will bless your heart

                              i'll bring you more than a song,for a song in itself
                              it's not wad u have require, you search much deeper within
                              through the way things appear, you're lookin into my heart

                              i'm coming back to the heart of worship
                              its all about you, its all about you Jesus
                              i'm sorry Lord for the thing i've made it
                              it's all about you,it's all about you

                              King of endless worth, no one could express
                              how much you deserve, though i'm weak and poor
                              all i have is yours, every single breath
                              
ITS ALL BOUT YOU!
    no matter wad happens..God will always be there...its not how many times u get saved..but its how many times you return ur life back to God when u do sumting wrong in His eyes...its how many times u repent b4 Him...which counts........good day everyone!



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Wednesday, February 02, 2005
~forever ur kingdom shall reign~

2day is slakers day!haha...in my calander la..haha..woke up at 2 plus!haha...in the afternoon..i din noe i had slept for soo long mans!hehe..im a pig rite?anyways...got up...washed up..coked myself a 3 course meal...for starters..mashed potato..the instant mix one..haha..main course..mushrooms fried rice!mm..yummy...and chicken mushroom soup!haha..all instant one..hehe..the fried rice was overnite ric..i jus add sum egg..and seasonin and mushrooms!haha...=p...yummy...ate till i almost burst!haha...

slakced a little more..den was on the fone wif germz..haha...den watched tv again..bathed..and went to church..to help out at the neighbourhood tuition centre..oh my goodness!the kids are realli havoc dere!haha..i was helpin alaster out at the pri 3 class...boy...the kids r realli noisy!haha..cant rmb the last time i was like dat..man..u shd haf seen them..can make u go craziee..haha..sum of them were realli guai..listen to u..but the handful of boys at the corner..made soo much noise!haha...had to scold them at times..but sum r realli stubborn..haha..but it was realli fun to be teachin them...and i got kinda rusty at pri skool math..haha..their way of askin math sums haf changed!haha...i don understand wad they were tokin about...

went out for supper wif germz..alaster...quek...joel yong..jon yong..and john..ate pratha..and teh tarik!mm..yummy...haha...and joel yong fetched mi hme!haha..yea...yea...and im online nao!haha..tokin to the prat face..alaster...

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Tuesday, February 01, 2005
~let it burn~

im back frm my work!haha..tiring but enjoyable once again..hehe...hadijah..the outlet manager is realli nice!haha i like her..and shes realli comical..we got another new manager 2day...her name is chang i tink..haha..oso act until veri childish one..haha..good wad like dat..haha...=panyways...roy was realli poor ting..he was complainin dat whenever he said THANK YOU to the customers..they wldnt reply him...haha..den carmen and i said..no leh...wheregot..we say thankyou the custoemr oso got say thanks to us back..haha..den i said..aiya..maybe its ur face..wahaha..den he looked soo sad..haha..poor guy...hes nice...and dat mervin as well..ayes...veri cheeky..haha..but he doesnt realli tok much lar..heard dat hes here in singapore on an attcahment..once he goes back to the philippines..he will be a manager dere!imagine dat!haha..in nydc..he kana scolded for doin sumtin wrong..but once he goes back to the phil..he will order pple ard!haha..

went out wif brandon this afternoon..he called mi at ard 10 plus..while i was havin a realli bad dream..abt gettin my O level results...haha..i dreamt dat i got 79 points!arrgghh...imagine dat..one failed subject was 50 points..and i failed math..haha...i dreamt dat i was realli realli dejected..coz i cld go no where..except for ite or to retain..haha..thank God brandon called to wake mi up..otherwise..i wld haf continued dreamin dat stoopid dream..haha..met him at somerset..the kukuhead..went to the other side of the station to wait for mi..when no one realli uses dat side..aha..ate at billy bombers..the food sucked!haha..but they gave this veri cute angbao..haha..den he bought a halter top for mi!oOoh..lovveee it..haha..he was feelin rich 2day lar..haha..ayes...shall stop here...off to read my magazine and book!haha..

goin to ntc 2ml to gif tuition...hope i haven 4gotten anything yet..hehe..ciaos...

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Monday, January 31, 2005
~there is none like you!~

its a moooondaaayyy!haha...had a great sunday yesterday..service was great...had a wonderrrful budget lunch!haha...my fav meepok stall..lovvee it to bits man!den went to church...powerhse service was great..kai and his worship team was good!but their songs were a little too new to the lil kids..dats wad i tink la..but nice songs!haha..den watched the guys play soccer for a while..aftwards..i went for work..was a little late..hehe..oops..thank God audrey didnt scold mi..ayes...

lixin and si jia were workin!haha..at least i cld tok to them..roy as well..haha..nice bunch of pple..haha..2day was derrick's last day of work..coz he was to be transferred to the suntec city branch..so when we were havin supper..he was like givin his "last " words to each of us individually..haha...he says im childish!grrr...and hardworkin!hmmm...i 4gave him aft he said dat!ahaha...he said those things as if he was gona die soon...haha..ayess..gona miss his crappiness man...haha..

went for disciple ship class 2day...wif ruth and germz..learnt quite a lot..hehe..and aftwards..we went shoppin!wooo...germz..ruth and i bought a pair of shoes each!and germz and i bought handbags too!haha..im soo happie dat i haf gotten wad i wanted!weet.....haha...but i realli realli had a hard time lookin for a pair of good and comfortable shoes..haha...ayes...tink i shall stop here..got work 2ml..hehe...

met wif a terribly mean taxi driver!shall put in more details another day..im gona tink abt how to write a complain letter rite nao!arrggghhh....cant believe dat such pple still exist!germz..ruth..u noe wad i mean...im gona write to streats..so dat everony noes abt it..and the person in charge of this cab company will hafto apologise and write back!HA!don blame mi for bein mean..i felt dat wad he did had to be justified...

miss strawberry and jackfruit...sighsss...

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Saturday, January 29, 2005
God is good all the time!

wee..its saturday....reached the bus stop a little later den usual..so i was realli scared dat i wld be late for work..coz i saw a lot of buses frm the interchange goin out..so in my heart..i tot i had missed it oreadi...but when i saw a bus cumin out frm the interchange..i whuspered a prayer in my heart..."OH LORD..PLEASE LET IT BE 124..."..and i even took out my ez link card as an act of faith!haha...coz i realli knew dat dat wld be 124 by God grace..and it turned out to be realli 124!i realli rejoiced on the spot!God is realli good!AMEN!woohooo....work was kinda tiring..coz it was realli crowded 2day..and i didnt eat a single ting the whole day...coz i lazy to find bfast..so i tot got lunch break in the afternoon...little did i noe dat derrick said no time for food...and i had to survive till 4pm..haiz..

and guess wad?aft my work..i went to get sum sweets and choc to fill my empty tummy b4 jg..i placed my items on the cashier top..ready to pay..but when i took my wallet out..i realised dat i 4got to briny my gree bucks!haha..i was soo embarrassed..i quickly told the cashier not to scan my items..and quickly walked away..pai seh mans!haha..

reached jg a little late..haha..met liza and rach at lavander..so we walked and talked at the same time..haha...had a little fun lar..haha..jus b4 jg..ayes...anway..cell time was realli farniee!haha..everyone kept messin up wad they wanted to say..ping said.."sarah gave birth to abraham!"..ahaha..all of us laffed like siao..haha..dat was one classic man!haha...i whispered the joke to liza again..and she started laffin again..ahaha..soo farnie...sumting else farniee happened..but for the sake of sum pple..shant say it out..hehe...the part where nanny asked us wad kinda person will we wan our future mate to be like..haha...=p

as promised..quek gave us a treat 2nite..but the place was realli realli far!haha..took us a 1hr plus bus ride to bk merah man...coz of the jam at chinatown...as usual...durin this period..haha.but we were tokin abt the old days..all the camps we attended...soo fun!haha

the food was realli great...i realli enjoyed the soup lots!supa delicious..haha..and we had lots of fun suanin each other as well!haha..the leaders came aft their leaders meetin mar...david and ivan sat at the "youngsters" table..haha...means alaster..quek..germz..mi..john...etc lar..haha...justus and jon tan came soo late..haha..there was veri little food left for them..but germz and i "kopped" their soup..haha..too irrisisteble mah
haha...

jon tan got new fone..but i tried posin it off as mine..haha..stoopid vinc..didnt wan to believe mi at all..haha...realli had a lot of fun 2nite..esp makin fun of the older ones..hehe..k lar..can make fun lar..but must noe when to stop..hehe..=p..ben veri kindly gave mi a ride hme...so vince..germz ivan and mi were in the car..and we were tellin jokes all the way!haha..laffed soo much in the car..thanked God ben did not lose his concentration on the road..wahaha..boy..i realli toked a lot 2day..haha..no lar..its actually my usual..wahaha..=p...sigh..im tired nao...gona slp soon!haha..ciaosss!

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    You shine in your ability to realate to and understand others. Good at seeing others' points of view, you get how people think and feel. You have an uncanny ability to sense true feelings, intentions, and motivations. A natural born leader, you are great at teaching and mediating conflict. You would make a good counselor, salesperson, politician, or business person.

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    You Know You're Chinese When....
    You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows) next year. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. You eat all meals in the kitchen. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers. You use grocery bags to hold garbage. You always leave your shoes at the door. You have a piano in your living room. You twirl your pen around your fingers. Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. You don't own any real Tupperware -- only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars. You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses. You've eaten a red bean Popsicle. You bring oranges (or other produce) with you as a gift when you visit people's homes. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save/steal every time you get take out or go to McDonald's. Ditto for paper napkins. You never order room service. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). These travel snacks are always dried. As in not just dried plums, dried ginger, and beef/pork jerky, but dried cuttlefish (SQUID). Your parents vehemently refuse the sack of gold coin oranges that their guests just brought just to be courteous. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or law. When you go to a dance party, there are a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool. You live with your parents and you are 30 years old (and they prefer it that way). Or if you're married and 30 years old, you live in the apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood. You don't use measuring cups. You feel like you've gotten a good deal if you didn't pay tax. You beat eggs with chopsticks. You have a teacup with a cover on it. You reuse teabags. Your mom drives her Mercedes to the Price Club. You tip Chinese delivery guys / waiters more. You're a wok user. You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions. You like congee with thousand year old eggs. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached -- it means they're fresh. You never call your parents just to say hi. You always cook too much. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten rice, even if it's midnight. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay inside when you get sick. They also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods because they produce hot air. Your parents never go to the movies. You use a face cloth. Your parents use a clothes line. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table. You starve yourself before going to all you can eat sushi. You've joined a CD club at least once. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics. You never discuss your love life with your parents. Your parents are never happy with your grades. You keep most of your money in a savings account. You've been on the Love Boat or know someone who has. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin. You love Chinese Martial Arts films. You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing. Shao Lin and Wu Tang actually mean something to you. You never order sweet-n-sour pork, egg foo young, or chop suey at a Chinese restaurant. You hate to spend more than $5 for lunch. You like to eat chicken feet. You suck on fish heads and fish fins. You turn bright red after drinking two tablespoons of beer. You look like you are eighteen. You only buy used cars. You have more than five remotes in your house. You leave the plastic on the lampshade for ten years or more. You can't bear to throw things away. Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500. You've worn glasses at least since the fifth grade. You drive around looking for the cheapest gas. You add twice the amount of water recommended when making orange juice from concentrate. You've never seen your parents hug. You never order desserts at restaurants. You always have water when dining out. You say "aiya!" and "wah!" frequently. You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and blackjack. You love to play mah jong. You have to read all your parents' mail written in English. You are constantly being set up with uninteresting (and usually ugly) people by your parents. You hate eating cheese. You have a big aquarium filled with colorful fish somewhere in your house. Your mother is strangely obsessed with plants. You notice the main topic at family get-togethers is food. You seldom ever owned new clothes if you were a second child. Your folks never speak under 10 decibels at family gatherings. You grow your own bean sprouts in the kitchen. You received little red envelopes containing money on special occasions. You use the underside of a porcelain bowl to sharpen your knives. You cut your own hair… or had someone in your family do it. Your grandmother has a lot of gold teeth… especially in front. You keep fresh garlic and ginger in the kitchen at all times. You wash and reuse ziplock bags. Your parents collect jade jewelry. You always drink tea after a meal. Your parents grow vegetables in a garden. You use doilies to decorate your furniture. Your grandmother rapped your knuckles with her chopsticks while reaching food with your fingers. You're proud to be Chinese - and you pass these jokes on to all your Chinese friends!


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